Michael: “Give me a hand, Gob.” Gob: “…Excuse me?” Michael: “Can you help me...– I was half asleep the other night and thought of what I thought could have been a great ongoing gag for Arrested Development. Say it aloud and say the first line really fast… Get it?… Eh, it was hilarious when I was asleep… (via flannelanimal) A great opportunity missed. (via thebluthcompany)
hiphoprebels: “play creep!”
kateybugg: of-tarth replied to your post: Jesse’s girl just came on in Bolton I WISH THAT I HAD JESSE’S GIRL DUN NUN NUN NUN NUN JESSE’S GIRL DUN NUN NUN NUN NUH! WANNA TELL HER THAT I LOVE HER BUT THE POINT IS PROBABLY MOOT. Reblogged because yes, this song.
dutdutgoose: see, the problem here is that my little brother - this morning - got his arm caught in the microwave. and my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out and hijacked a school bus. full of penguins. so it’s kiiiiiind of a family crisis. so come back later? great. Yes.
dutdutgoose: i find it really awkward to be in bed with another person unless we’re ~canoodling~ makes me feel like i can’t move a muscle or i might disturb them or something This makes overnight band trips awkward as hell